Archived entries for no no no no no no
List of ultra-realistic masks you can use to rob banks now includes sea mammals
So, remember when that white guy wore a black person mask to rob a bank? No? It happened in April in Ohio using the $689 mask with the highly questionable name “The Player” from this company.
Obvs if this walrus mask were around a few months ago he would have been both more successful and less racist. Like, how much do you want to hand money to the guy above? And how much do you not want to apprehend him and have him sit in your car, mere inches behind you? I rest my case.
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Art Blog Fight! Paddy Johnson vs. Marc Schiller
The parents are fighting! Paddy Johnson (of Art Fag City) and Marc Schiller (of Wooster Collective), both of whom I’d call “coach” if Art-On-The-Internet were a sport, are engaged in a kerfluffle. At issue is Schiller’s enthusiasm for the new Banksy movie, via Twitter and otherwise, and whether that counts as undisclosed promotion (and if it does, how bad is that, on a scale of 1-to-”icky“?).
This is slightly more interesting than the other internet debate right now, so we’ll keep you posted. Or, follow the action yourself here! and here! and here!
UPDATE: Seems like, if anything, this is a lesson in overtweeting about one thing. Maybe? Or, overreaction to overtweeting, leading to over-accusing. I mean, it’s only a matter of time before someone looks at my twitter and accuses me of being in bed with burrito and cocktail marketing teams. Full disclosure: I am not! Mostly.
UPDATE II: They’ve made up, I guess. I think? Whatever, people. Here is where No Smarties begins and ends its career in boring twitter-stalking.
No Smarties joins the 2007 zeitgeist
Alright fellas, it’s time! No Smarties has an official Twitter account. Now you won’t have to listen to my glib comments on personal matters such as creme fraiche and being really attractive and how much I want to make a Quaderna Table cake out of fondant. You’re welcome, world!
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Today, in risky office supplies
"Leafy"
I don’t mean to get all NSFW on you but this paperclip holder is pretty hilarious. Kind of subtle, right? Until you figure out what it is. You’ll have to decide for yourselves if this violates your office’s sexual harassment policy.
Venus’ Clips, by Barcelona-based designer Marc Graells. According to the designer, the holder can be arranged as “more or less leafy according to anyone’s taste.”
